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Welcome, handsomes!
[02.05.2009]
All day long I work and for nothing! *grumble grumble*
Why hello beautiful. Don't mind the grumbling. That's just an immigrant worker I hired, Chancho, the ungrateful vagabond.
If you stumble upon this site, shield your eyes! For it is not done. I promise you glory, riches, and ultimate kinship with the allegiance of bold-toothed scoundrels in exchanged for your loyalty to my website.
Til the day my life is through this I promise you. Just... wait awhile, for this site is still in labor. A beautiful website will pop out soon. You'll see.
About Us / Disclaimer
[Eternally Yours]
There are some things you should know about this site. First off, you must have a sterling sense of humor. Secondly, and most obviously, David Duchovny, Fabio, Christopher Lee, and ANY other celebrity that shows up here has abs-o-lutely NOTHING to do with us. Don't you think they would have better things to do?
With that being said, we are a team of four lovely people. We go by the names: Moulder (the sexy leader who knows all and sees all), Skybloke (his arch rival and co-pilot on this magic carpet ride), Pastrami (she is one of Moulder's reps and his personal assistant) and last but indefinitely NOT least Britt Hannah (she is the other rep of Moulder's and his publicist in one.) Remember our names, for we will do great things. Terrible, but great things.
Again, it is imperative to understand that everything on this site is parody. We are parodying the world of 'astrology', the celebrities involved, and any other media oriented person/place/thing/idea such as... Mcdonalds, Victoria's Secret, Willy Wonka, pieces of song lyrics, etc included in any horoscope are JUST parody (blah blah they have nothing to do with this site.) Consider it free advertising, people!
Alright, people! Now that that boring crap is done with, enjoy the sights! Check out your Horoscope for the week/month, other fun asstrology tidbits, and everything else!
