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Welcome, handsomes!
[12.07.2009]
BACK IN THE SADDLE, BABAY!
We apologize for the lack of updating and for the lack of lovemaking. Though you will be quite pleased to know Moulder's Horoscopes and Asstrology had contracted many types of STD's and had to undergo a very thorough cleaning! We apologize if you caught anything. If you've found a serious case of itchy red spots around your thighs, contact us. We have a great STD-ologist on speed dial. Moulder has many powerful connections.
Back to business. Though the site still has much to be done to it until completed, there are plenty of antics readily available now. We promise you only the most pleasing and hauntingly accurate horoscope readings of your life!
Check out your horoscope, request some Skybloke's readings, and more! Buckets of fun and sexy everythings await you here at Moulder's Horoscopes and Asstrology!
About Us / Disclaimer
There are some things you should know about this site. First off, you must have a sterling sense of humor. Secondly, and most obviously, David Duchovny, Fabio, Christopher Lee, and ANY other celebrity that shows up here has abs-o-lutely NOTHING to do with us. Don't you think they would have better things to do?
With that being said, we are a team of four lovely people. We go by the names: Moulder (the sexy leader who knows all and sees all), Skybloke (his arch rival and co-pilot on this magic carpet ride), Pastrami (she is one of Moulder's reps and his personal assistant) and last but indefinitely NOT least Britt Hannah (she is the other rep of Moulder's and his publicist in one.) Remember our names, for we will pretty much rule the world someday.
Again, it is imperative to understand that everything on this site is parody. We are parodying the world of 'astrology', the celebrities involved, and any other media oriented person/place/thing/idea such as... Mcdonalds, Victoria's Secret, Willy Wonka, pieces of song lyrics, etc included in any horoscope are JUST parody (blah blah they have nothing to do with this site.) Consider it free advertising, people!
Alright, people! Now that that boring crap is done with, enjoy the sights! Check out your Horoscope for the week/month, other fun asstrology tidbits, and everything else!
